Honestly, I have some of the most beautiful poops I’ve ever seen.
Yo girl I’m sorry I just take you for granite sometimes. I know you’re diorite, I just get my igneous rocks mixed up a lot.
someone make alcohol taste good. now.
Völgarr the Viking is about to ruin my life.
So this British restaurant in my area is hosting some Dr. Who party thing/costume contest and I’ve never cringed so hard in my life.
And how, through facial contortions and internal mantras one carefully crafts their deception.
And today was really shitty.
Today was shitty.